Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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