My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I checked into jail on foursquare
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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