I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So much rum. So many feels.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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