our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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