i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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