Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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