i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
