I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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