I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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