I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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