So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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