we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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