loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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