My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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