this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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