White coat. Heels.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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