you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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