Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.