If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my poor anus
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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