Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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