: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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