it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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