Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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