Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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