I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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