he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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