So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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