I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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