Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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