Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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