Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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