I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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