But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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