Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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