roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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