It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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