He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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