Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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