highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I had to cum in my sink.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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