am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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