11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i don't like sucking hair
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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