All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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