just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish i was in the wii world.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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