Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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