??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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