Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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