Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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