I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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