I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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