it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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